An English teacher once told me never to name my children after fictional characters because those characters always have a fatal flaw and apparently your child will also fall victim to that flaw.
That’s why I’m naming my child Rory, because he is flawless.
Kids: lets play a game
Kids: Yay!
Kid: Rory you’re dead!
Rory: Oh come on guys why did I have to die so early
Kid: You always have to die, It’s the rules
(Source: yourtrashgold, via timelordanon)
